I Rwanda Around the World in Search of Puns

As part of the student orientation, I presented the not-so-scintillating 5 program rules. Kenya think of anything more mundane? Me, Niger. Therefore, I re-wrote the rules in pun style with a nod to Africa.

1) If you want Togo out alone, Uganda get lost! (Always go out with a buddy.)

2) Please don't Gabon and on. It's getting late! (Curfew is 10:30PM.)

3) No Mali-juana. (No drugs.)

4) Have you Benin drinking? (No alcohol.)

5) No Djibouti. (No sex.)